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[[File:12.jpg|thumb|No one knows why she is so fascinated with large, automatic weapons, but she certainly knows how to use them. ]]
 
Naive Gardevoir, or NG as she prefers to go by, is a gardevoir that has been around the RP for some time. She is responcible for numerous bad things thatimpact the whole of reality, and is possibly the most schizo and second most rediculous being to ever live.
 
 
 
==Synopsis and Personality==
 
NG is far from typical for what a gardevoir should be. While certainly highly emotional, innately caring and loyal, and a very capable psychic, the emotional scars from her child hood have caused caused her to develope what could be called a form of schizophrenia. He mood and antics vary wildly, from innocent sweetness, to rowdy joking around, to lustful teasing, to a desire to obliterate anything and anyone she sees. In no particular order.  She does show signs of intelligence, as evidenced by her ability to live on her own in the wilds without any prior training or experience and the cleaver and 
 
 
[[File:Gardevoir Goes To The Convenience Store (English Subtitles)|thumb|right|335 px|An average night of NG]]
 
 
creative ways she employs her powers.  She also seems to have an inordinant amount of power for a gardevoir, this combined with the harsh training she was subject to as a kirlia have left her able to hit harder than most alakazam even.  Her downfall lies with her hair-trigger temper and her tendancy to "go for the overkill", causing her to use much more force than neccisary for a situation when angred past mild annoyance.
 
 
On an somewhat related note, NG is a full-blown pot head and has somewhat of a gun fetish.  She has also dated multiple legendary pokemon, although most of that was simply to make Mewtwo jealous.
 
 
==Early Life==
 
 
NG was born in a steel crate at an unknown time aboard what she later rationalized to be some sort of cargo ship. Her mother was stock in an underground breeding ring, and while NG did not know her mother for more than a month or so, some of her fondest memories are, rather ironically, of when the two were locked together in the crate. From NG's account, her mother "always smiled, and always was able to distract [her] from the ugly reality [they] were in." As soon as her mother's "owners" arbitrarily decided she was old enough, she was taken from her parent and put up for sale by the breeding ring, most likely destined for a pillow palace or to pleasure some pervert with more money than morals.
 
 
==Trained Life ==
 
 
As it happened, nothing so basal was her fate, although if asked, she honestly could not say she would prefer what did happen.  Only a few months old, NG was purchased by a trainer in his late teens; how he came about the money to buy a highly sought pokemon such as a ralts, let alone how he knew which channels to go through to purchase her where he did remain a mystery. All that is known, is that he didn not desire NG to "love him" as her mother had warned her would most likely be the case; he was dead serious as a trainer, and had only acquired a ralts for the powerful psychic type it would evolve into.  As such, NG was well treated under his care compared to what she had been subject to previously, she enjoyed all the freedoms that trained pokemon are familiar with.  
 
 
Even so, life with her trainer quickly became a living Hell after she evolved.  Members of the ralts line are natural empaths, and as such they have an inate need for acceptance and love as much as other beings need food or water, and such needs only increase as the creature matures.  As a Kirlia, NG wasn't sated with what attention she recieved from her trainer; he was entirely focused on battles when with his pokemon, they were tools to him, only meant to be honed so that they could preform on the battlefield.  As such, the mediocre attention for victories and stony harshness for failure were all the attention she felt from her trainer.  She pushed herself as hard as she could, but even at her peak he would no more pay any notice to her other than that of a favored tool. Eventually she began resorting to other ways to win his affection, even stooping to offering herself to him in hope it would do something.
 
 
Her efforts had the opposite effect, however.  Her trainer was not interested in bonding with any of his pokemon as friends, and being homosexual he found her advances that way detestable if not down right disgusting.  His annoyance with her grew so great that, even though she was one of the best preforming members of his team, he took her into the woods and simply left her there. Alone. Unevolved. And with no way to take care of herself.
 
==Life as a Gardevoir==
 
Despite what others may say, NG's trainer knew how to train battlers.  Her mastery of her psionic abilities and ability to think outside of the box are the only things that caused her to survive until she evolved.  After becomeing a gardevoir, there was no pokemon wild pokemon that posed much of a threat to her, and after a few vicereal examples to the local mightyena as to what would happen if they tried to attack her she was largely left unassailed.  This left her with plenty of free time to jury-rig a sort of hovel to live in.  How she figured out how to build and fashion things at all is subject to interpretation, but most likely she just experimented through trial and error until she achieved the desired results.  She stayed at the hovel for a few years, including part of the time after she met the other pokemon in the group.  At some point in that time she started an herb garden, of which the principle crop was marijuana.  Weed has long been used by psychic pokemon and humans to help with meditation and relaxing, and it is not unreasonable that she was introduced to the concept by another psychic during her time with her faglord trainer, but it is likely that NG smokes as much as she does to escape from her past. Regardless, the brain damaged caused by the marijuana has only caused her mental condition to worsen.
 
==History with the Group==
 
NG first came into contact with the group during her first venture onto 4chan. (where she acquired the equipment to do so is unknown, but in all likelyhood she probably just stole it) She first signed on as "Naive Gardevoir", and ironic name concidering she's hardly naive at all, but the name has stuck regardless.
 
 
(this section will be updated as the RP progresses)
 

Latest revision as of 06:50, 13 February 2015

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